The Continuing Saga of the Bird-Flu Guy

One fine afternoon he came walking up to the store and noticed a dead bird on the ground. So what is the logical solution? Bird-Flu. He came inside and told one of the barista's that a bird is outside and has obviously died from the Bird-Flu and the building needed to be quarantined and the CDC needed to be called. He even had an idea on how to block off and quarantine the surrounding cities. And that is how he got his name.

Another BFG story kind of continues off the last one in a way. He has Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrom...or so he claims. One evening music was playing over the speakers, as it usually does. He gets up from the chairs in one area of the store and demands that one of the employees change the music immediately. The reason is that he is a veteran of some war and if the song continues he will have flashbacks and kill everyone. Needless to say that employee went straight to a manager and told them to change the music. The important thing is that the song was only a couple years old and for this guy to have a flashback about war which at the very closest would be the Persian Gulf War it would in no way be related to the song.